Let’s be honest: humans have been producing legendary bathroom achievements since the dawn of time… and yet society gives us zero socially acceptable ways to celebrate them.
Stacey once dropped an absolute unit at the bowling alley. You know the kind — the sort of performance that deserves a standing ovation and a sponsorship deal. She wanted to text the group chat. But what’s she supposed to do… send a photo? Instant exile.
Dave at the pub had the opposite problem. He’d just destroyed the porcelain like it owed him money. He wanted clout. He wanted bragging rights. He wanted to say, “Tonight, lads… I achieved something.” But the only proof was… well… illegal in 47 countries.
So we built Poo Compare: a fun way to share the achievement without the trauma. The app “scans the deed” (without saving any images), estimates the output, and turns it into a clean, shareable card that compares your masterpiece to things your friends can laugh at — like small mammals and inanimate objects.
Because telling your friends “I just produced 0.42kg of pure excellence” is one thing… but telling them “I just shat a deer mouse” is a whole different level of bragging rights.
“I just shat a deer mouse.” — Neil